The title really gives this one away.
Guys, we’ve officially made it. We got to speak with Ms. Bev herself!
The phrase “hog farmer” has never sounded so disrespectful.
We did it. We survived another year.
We’re about to take your reading log into the year 3018.
Don’t go outside. Fuck summer. Watch TV and enjoy good food. These are the lessons from the most relatable book we’ve read this year.